The Life of a Bug Nerd

Apr 09

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

Mar 22

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

Mar 02

Just the alternate

For over a year, the most important thing that has taken up my time has been the Linnaean Games, an entomology trivia bowl. I’m the only undergrad on my university’s team, yet my efforts got us to nationals last year. Just a moment ago, the captain of the team told me that my biggest contribution will be cheering from the audience and that I’ve been replaced. After I made it out to South Carolina and am missing a week of school for this thing. I shouldn’t have come here. I hope my school does well, so that I can compete in the finals, but I’m hurt. MSU, you may have just lost my allegiance.

Feb 23
Greetings, loved ones.

Greetings, loved ones.

Feb 08
Plot Twist grooming my finger.

Plot Twist grooming my finger.

Feb 08
Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Feb 02

Common phrases of a rat owner

Don’t chew on that.
Come back here with that!
No, that’s my food.
You little thief!
Stop eating my hair.
I love you, too.

Jan 28
Sweet Angel-Rat!

Sweet Angel-Rat!

Jan 26
I can’t get a decent picture of her to save my life, but dang, Angel is just too cute!

I can’t get a decent picture of her to save my life, but dang, Angel is just too cute!

Jan 26
Angel getting her drink on!

Angel getting her drink on!